superb definitions...!

Superb Definitions...!

School- A Place Where Papa Pays 'n Son plays.

Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.

Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.

Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.

Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.

Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.

Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.

Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!