What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
 Hold on to your nuts. 
This is no ordinary blow job!

( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. 
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

GIRLS,GIRLS,
V R PEARLS,

boys think that girls R lazy,
but actually they R the one,
who R LAZY & CRAZY!

they think they R the HEROES,
but actually they R the ZEROS!

GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!

boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!

they always think about CARS,

I think they R from MARS!

they say GIRLS always CRY,
actually there own minds R DRY!

GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
because GIRLS R really the BEST