In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha

Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.

Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya

My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.

(‘.’)

//”/\ Oh Teri

_/”\_ Khair.

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine

But It Can’t Search N Locate

D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know...!

I Wrote On The Door







"Plz Don"t Enter

I m Upset"



Frnds

Came,Smilling &

Said:





"Sory Yar tujhe To

Pta Hy Na English

Samjh Nahi Aati":-)

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Muje awaz de lena



Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena

Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,


Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

Then multyply by 3 &then +3
& then multiply 3 again.
Now u will get a 2 digit number.
Add 2 digits & that will b ur most favorite personality.
1.Eienstien
2.Newton
3.Ronaldo
4.M Ali Jinnah
5.Musharraf
6.Shahid Afridi
7.Z.A Bhutto
8.Allama Iqbal
9.Imran_Adrees

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode,

Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?

Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)