"Take good care of yourself, friend!
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn't the same without you."

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There's lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it's more work for me,
And I&apos rather it was for u.

May u may not get well that soon. So that u are able to enjoy the company of the damsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life!
So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even I don't know.

Evry thng is boring
Without U
Nothing is same as B4
We all miss U
All hearts are praying 4 ur
Good health
Hope U will
"get well soon"
and join us back.

Be the sky above U,
Blue-soft be the road below U,
Affection be the breeze around U,
I pray all the best and happiness surrounds U.
Wishing you all the best,
Get Well Soon.

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. 
My riches do not lie in material wealth, 
but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. 
You are not my friend coz you are like me, 
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

4getn u is hard 2 do, 
4gtn me is up2 u, 
4gt me not, 
4gt me neva, 
but don’t 4get, 
we’re gr8 2gether

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, 
forgets that she took him - 
Oscar Wilde

Of all the friends I've ever met. 
Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do 
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Kabi dost keh dia kabi bilkul bhoola dia,

kabi hasa dia kabi rola dia,

kabi sms kar k zindgi ka 1 or lamha barha dia,

kabi rply na kar k aadha maar hi dya.

Remember me like a pressed flower in ur notebook

it may not Be having any fragrance but will remind U of my existence

forever in Ur life...

In me se koi aik chiz slect karein 

1.Hathora 

2.Handle 

3.Gun 

4.Pipe 

5.Tube 

6.Mike

7.R0d 

8.Danda  

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Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..

In me se koi aik chiz slect karein 

1.Hathora 

2.Handle 

3.Gun 

4.Pipe 

5.Tube 

6.Mike

7.R0d 

8.Danda  

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Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..

"MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE".
Aj
rat
tak
soch
lo
kal
apni
ami
abu
bhai
sab
ko
betha
k
mashwara
kar
k
parson
tak
muje
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
gana
kis
film
ka
hai.

LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
:
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:
Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai...

Aik Din Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee Jo Aapko Bohot Ziyada Pyaar Karay Gee.

Aap Ko Pyaar Say Chahay Gee Aur Aap Ko Dhair Sari Kiss Bhi Karay Gee.

Aur Kahay Gee.

I
Love
You
“PAPA”

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
?
Tension hui?


Ab dusron ko b do!

Before u spEak..
(liSten)

B4 u crItIcIse..
(wait)

B4 u prÄy..
(f0rgive)

B4 u qUit..
(tRy)

B4 U haTe..
(LoVe)

B4 u DIE



(Property Mre Naam Kr Dena)..

Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga


:

:

"Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"

IFTARI INVITATION
by Me ..!

11th-SEPTEMBER

Al-Nahyan Hall
23rd Floor, Suite# 16
Burj-Ul-Arab
DUBAI
Be there plz.
No Excuse

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.





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. Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho!

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. 
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!:p

Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte, 
Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte,
 Kuch Dost saale aise bhi hote hai, 
Jinke Ungli na karo to wo saale yad kiya nahi karte…

Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke Gardish mein aagaye hai.
Hum tumse pyar karke Iss daur mein Wafa ka..
Hum karobaar karke Sunnat nibha rahe hai..
Dushman se pyar karke

Ye dil do kisi nek ko, 
do magar kisi ek ko, 
yeh dil hai, 
koi shishe ka tukda nahi,
jo bech do har ek ko.

Larki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
 sitaron se nahi, 
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, 
hazaaron se nahi.
 Larka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
 Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Kaun hai sufi yahan yahan to sab sharabi hai,
 jinhe milti hai nigahon se vo thik hai jo pite hain 
paimane se bus unme kharabi hai

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai dil ka armaan 
chod kar beithe hai na kijiye humse wafa ki
 baatein abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya, 
uski yado ko seene se mita dya, 
aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’ or muje bhula her lamha yaad dila diya !

Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai.

Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna, 
Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna,
Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko, 
Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae

Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae

Wo to har roz rulaate the humen

Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,

Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,

Apni khushiyan smait lo jana

Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi 
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo 
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

Muj Se Shadi Kerogi.
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Film Dekhi Hai Tum Ne?

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.

ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor... 


sey hilaooo or bolo...
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"" IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN""

Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi...

Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena........Kya? `   abe haath.

5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di




upr






nachy









hr pasy di 







Loadshadding 


Happy
LoadShadding

ye lo pakro
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.
kya kharra karon
ok
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.
ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

I stopped thinking about

Beauty

When i saw love between
blind couple

"Let's Play
HIDE n SEEK ...
I'll Hide Behind
Your Back
And
When You Start
Seeking For Me ...
I'll Rush To You
Arms .. ¥ ¥ "

How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didnt mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.

I am sorry.

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya...
Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

A line said by a frnd 2 his Frnd
aftr both got busy in their livz
&
did'n contct each other.
"Missd ur smile a lot.
bt,I missd my own smile more".
:-)

It Is Very Usual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)

SMILE:

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

A Perfrect Gift for U!
Today! Absolutely at no Cost, Non-taxable,
Silent Performance, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable –
it’s a SMILE from me.
Enjoy & take care.

My SMILE ...
Doesn't always mean
"I m Happy ..."
Sometimes
It Means
"I Can Manage ..."
And
Sometimes
It Just Means
"I m Tired Of Crying ..."

SORRY‚¦ SORRY‚¦ SORRY‚¦SORRY‚¦
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You‚¦..
Have A wonderful day‚¦.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are‚¦ bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive

If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant

I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way

I'm Sorry For Hurting You

I Don't Know
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I'm Sorry
I Really Am:(

I Know How Angry You Are ...
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So I Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us ...
Please Forgive Me

Words Will Not Be Able To Ever Express
How Sorry I Am For This,
And I Have Profound Regret And Sorrow
For The Multitude Of
Mistakes And Harm
I Have Caused.