In me se koi aik chiz slect karein 

1.Hathora 

2.Handle 

3.Gun 

4.Pipe 

5.Tube 

6.Mike

7.R0d 

8.Danda  

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Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..

In me se koi aik chiz slect karein 

1.Hathora 

2.Handle 

3.Gun 

4.Pipe 

5.Tube 

6.Mike

7.R0d 

8.Danda  

0r     

Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..

"MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE".
Aj
rat
tak
soch
lo
kal
apni
ami
abu
bhai
sab
ko
betha
k
mashwara
kar
k
parson
tak
muje
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
gana
kis
film
ka
hai.

LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
:
:
:
:
:
:
Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai...

Aik Din Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee Jo Aapko Bohot Ziyada Pyaar Karay Gee.

Aap Ko Pyaar Say Chahay Gee Aur Aap Ko Dhair Sari Kiss Bhi Karay Gee.

Aur Kahay Gee.

I
Love
You
“PAPA”

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
?
Tension hui?


Ab dusron ko b do!

Before u spEak..
(liSten)

B4 u crItIcIse..
(wait)

B4 u prÄy..
(f0rgive)

B4 u qUit..
(tRy)

B4 U haTe..
(LoVe)

B4 u DIE



(Property Mre Naam Kr Dena)..

Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga


:

:

"Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"

IFTARI INVITATION
by Me ..!

11th-SEPTEMBER

Al-Nahyan Hall
23rd Floor, Suite# 16
Burj-Ul-Arab
DUBAI
Be there plz.
No Excuse

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.





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. Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho!

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. 
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!:p

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu