love is life ,
 love is high,
 love is way, 
for some body but for me love is everything, 

Your words are my food,
 your breath my wine.
 You are everything to me.
Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is,
it is because of you.

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma..
Ameen

Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.

May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.

May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony

~ Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak ~

He is the one GOD;
the Creator, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for You on Ramadan

Prophet said: “Whoever stood for the prayers in the night of Qadr out of sincere faith and hoping for a reward from Allah, then all his previous sins will be forgiven”. Happy Ramadan

Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most
when the person,
You love has no idea how you feel.

To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation,
.
.
.
is the heart of true relation.

On Valentines Day I Want To Tell You This
Knowing You Is An Extraordinary Pleasure
Your Caring Heart Is Always Quick To Give
You are Unique A Rare And Very Special Treasure
HaPpY VaLentiNe DaY

Love!!
A wildly misunderstood although highly
desirable malfunction of the heart which
weakens the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise
and the lips to pucker.

Don’t wait until it’s too late,
To tell someone how much you love,
How much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
No matter how loud you shout and cry,
They won’t hear you anymore.

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

Your precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel like I’m walking but
my feet don’t seem to touch the ground..!!

If I could die early I would ask God
If I could be your guardian angel,
So I could wrap my wings around you
And embraces you whenever you feel alone…

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a cloud…
Love is like a dream…
Love is one word and
Everything in between…
Love is a fairytale come true…
Because I found love when I found you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

My eyes are hurting because
I can’t see you.
My arms are empty because
I can’t hold you.
My lips are cold because
I can’t kiss you but.
My heart is breaking because
I’m not with you.

You are the beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
and never wanna U let go

You are the beat of my heart
The one that make me sing
The one who makes me smile
and one never seem to cry

You are the beat of my heart
The one I really love
Don’t let me out of your sight
For I’m yours by heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

Love Is A Driver …

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . 

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning

Pranero tore jare mon chay,
Badhibo tare bina badhone ei ashay,
Mukhapane chahiya bhulibo sob klanti,
Prokhoro tape bohiya anibe shitolo shanti,
Ghana tamashar adhare rohia pashe nana chole,
Hoibe mor pothero patheo;janibo tare BANDHU bole........

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dumBy

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

A Very Sad News For All Young Girls and Boys:

Dear! This Valentine is Coming on Sunday.

Ab Kya Bol k Ghar Se Niklo Gey?

Enjoy This Valentine With Your Family.

Ha Ha Ha.:-)

think deeply...
speak gently...
work hard...
laugh alot...
love much...
feel d sensation luv in d atmosphere. hpy val. ve fun

think deeply...
speak gently...
work hard...
laugh alot...
love much...
feel d sensation luv in d atmosphere. hpy val. ve fun

You"re a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
And back in the saddle

You"re on the frontline
Everyone"s watching
You know it"s serious
We"re getting closer
This isnt over

The pressure is on
You feel it
But you"ve got it all
Believe it

When you fall get up
Oh oh...
And if you fall get up
Oh oh...

Tsamina mina
Zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
This time for Africa

Listen to your god

This is our motto
Your time to shine
Dont wait in line
Y vamos por Todo

People are raising
Their Expectations
Go on and feed them
This is your moment
No hesitations

Today"s your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Believe it

If you get down
Get up Oh oh...
When you get down
Get up eh eh...

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
This time for Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Insan b kiya shay hai:

Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy

0r

Phr sehat ko wapis paane k liye apni dolat khota hy

Mustaqbil ko soch k apna hal zaya karta hy or

Phir mustaqbil me apna maazi yaad kar k rota hy

Jeeta aese hai jaise kbi mare ga hi nhi

0r

Mar aese jata hai jaise kbi jiya hi nhi.

Zindgi
"ABC"
ka majmoaa hy



?


A=Aitbaar
B=Bharosa
C=Chahat
D=Dosti
E=Enaayat
F=Faisla
G=Gham
H=Hmdam
I=Intzar
J=Justuju
K=Khayal
L=Lamhy
M=Muhabbat
N=Narazgi
O=Omeed
P=Pyar
Q=Qismat
R=Rishty
S=Smjhota
T=Tamanna
U=Udasiyan
V=Virasat
W=Wada
X=Xcuse
Y=Yaden

in sb felings sy milkr banti hy

Z=Zindagi

Do you know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell you

P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

Do you know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell you

P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

Ab rat ki palken
bheg chuki

or chand b hai
chup jane ko

kch der me
shbnam ayegi

pholo ki pyas
bujane ko

Taro k sfr
pe kho jao

ab so jao
ab so jao
GOOD NIGHT

"look
the moon is looking at you!

see
stars are shining 4 u!

hear
birds are singing 2 u!

listen
my heart is saying to you..
“I MISS U”"

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:
Q: What is you father name?
Pathan: Plz Options?
A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
Pathan: Life line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

When money talks, the criminal walks.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you

If It didn’t Bring you Joy,
Just Leave it Behind.

Let’s Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.

Let Every Bad Memory
That Brought Heartache and Pain.

And let’s Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.

Let’s Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.

Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.

Happy New Year!

GIRLS,GIRLS,
V R PEARLS,

boys think that girls R lazy,
but actually they R the one,
who R LAZY & CRAZY!

they think they R the HEROES,
but actually they R the ZEROS!

GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!

boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!

they always think about CARS,

I think they R from MARS!

they say GIRLS always CRY,
actually there own minds R DRY!

GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
because GIRLS R really the BEST

Maa…!!!
Mera Dil Ro Raha Hai..!!
Maa…!!!
Meri Ankhoon Mein Nami Hai..!!
Maa…!!!
Mera Dil Dard Mein Dooba Hai..!!
Maa..!!!
Mujhe Teri Zaroorat hai..!!
Maa..!!!
Mein Bohot Tanha Hoon..!!!
Maa..!!!
Meri Ankhein Tujhe Dhondhti Hein..!!
Maa…!!
Mein Umeed Se Haar Chuka Hoon..!!
Maa…!!
Mujhe Sahara De Mein Toot Chuka Hoon..!!
Maa…!!!
Mujhe Sambhal Le Mein Bikhar Chuka Hoon..!!

MAA.......

she is hot !
she is sweet!
she always need a lip 4 kiss
whole world map!
who!
how is she?
do u know?
"tea "
chai piyo,mast
jiyo........

Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep.
Give me 2 kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses too,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of u as the last kiss I never forget it

What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

What is a kiss?

In view of

Geometry:

"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..

Economics:

"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....

PHYSICS:

"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..

Computer:

"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know...!

I Wrote On The Door







"Plz Don"t Enter

I m Upset"



Frnds

Came,Smilling &

Said:





"Sory Yar tujhe To

Pta Hy Na English

Samjh Nahi Aati":-)

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai



Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun




Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???

Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai



Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun




Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???

Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai



Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun




Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???

Happy Birthday.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 61st Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 61st Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun b tha,
Hum raha krty thy ik sath kbi yun b tha,


Ab to perchaian b uski milny ni aateen,
Roz hoti thi us sy mulaqat kabhi youn b tha,

Ab to Khushian b juda gham b hain juda,
Hansty roty thy hum ik sath kbi yun b tha,

Dekhna b jo gawara ni krta ik pal b mujko,
Dekha krta tha meri rah kbi yun b tha,

Ab to rony say b fursat nhi milti mujhko,
Hansta rehta tha main din raat kbi youn b tha

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

savdhaan :

Apka mouh (Face) kala hone wala hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Ghabraye nahi mouh do le holi khelne k baad.

Tumhry

KHWAB

sjany me lutf ata hy,

K apna ap

JALANY

me lutf ata hy,

Khuda se apne liye

MANGTa

hn jb tujh ko,

Mujhy ye

HATH

othny me lutf ata hy,

Teri

YAD

me bas jagty rahein shab bhr

Khud apni

NEeND

churny me lutf ata hy,

Teri

ZAAT

se hy

be_panah

PIYAR

humn,

Tmhry

NAZ

othny me lutf ata hy
good night

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
Worries About U
guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
THE ZOO

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
Worries About U
guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
THE ZOO

hum duniya ki bheer main tanha reh gaye
hum un k her sitam ko hans ker seh gaye
jiney chaha is zindagi se bar ker
hum mill nahi saktey wo yeh keh gaye

every night the same wishes.....lets make it sumthin differint this time

let tigers gaurd u,lions kiss u and leopards sleep wid u!!!!!!!

wish u a wild night...!!

every night the same wishes.....lets make it sumthin differint this time

let tigers gaurd u,lions kiss u and leopards sleep wid u!!!!!!!

wish u a wild night...!!

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."

+ /\ +
"____//\\____"+*
"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
+"""\\//""*"+
¤\/ ¤.
*
have a sweeetest nightt...

ankhoon main rehne waloon ko yad nahi karte.....

dil main rehne waloon ki baat nahi karte...

humari to rooo main bass ghye ho aap ...

tabhi to aap se milne ki fariyad nahi karte.... Missing You

Kagaz ki kashti

Kagaz ki kashti thi,paani ka kinara tha

Khelne ki masti thi,dil ye aawara tha

Kahan aa gaye is samajhdari k daldal me

wo nadan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha,

Kaha tha na is tarha Sotey main mat chor k jana Mujhe Beshak jaga dena bata dena... Mohabbat k safar mai sath chal nahi Saktey Judai k Safar mai sath chal nahi saktey Tumhein Raa"sta badalna hai Meri Hadd se nikalna hai Tumhein kis baat ka Darr hai...? Tumhein Jaane hi nahi deta... Kahin pe Qaid kar leta??? Aray Pagli Mohabbat mai Zabardasti nahi hoti Jisey Raa"sta badalna ho usey Rasta badalney se Jisey Hadd se nikalna ho usey had se nikalney se Na koi Rok paya hai Na koi Rok paye ga Tumhein kis baat ka Darr tha...? Mujhe Beshak jaga dete Mai Tum ko Dekh hi leta Tumhein koi Duaa deta Kam az kam yun to na hota Mere saathi!! Haqeeqat hai.... Tumhare baad khone k liye kuch bhi nahi baqi Magar khoney se Darta hoon Mai ab soney se darta hoon

Dil behal jaey tu log chor dete hain, koi or mil jaey tu log chor dete hain, 4 din ki chandani ka kya karna, Chandani dhal jaey tu log chor dete hain, Qasmeen Tu Khaty hain sada sath deney ki Zehan badal jay tu log chor dety hain, Aj kl k Logon ka kya Bharosa...! Mosam badal jay tu log chor dete hain, Log "Dosti" karty hain matlab k liye, Matlab nikal jaye tu log chor Dyte hain......

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher? Please tell me even i don"t know.

Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!

I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but still, wishing u speedy recovery!

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Muje awaz de lena



Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena

Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,


Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

Then multyply by 3 &then +3
& then multiply 3 again.
Now u will get a 2 digit number.
Add 2 digits & that will b ur most favorite personality.
1.Eienstien
2.Newton
3.Ronaldo
4.M Ali Jinnah
5.Musharraf
6.Shahid Afridi
7.Z.A Bhutto
8.Allama Iqbal
9.Imran_Adrees

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode,

Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?

Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)

*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."

*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."

Lets celebrate Men"s Day.. Bechara Mard "Agar Aurat par hanth uthaye to Zalim, Aur Pit jaye to Buzdil, Aurat ko kisi ke santh dekh ladai kare to Jealous, agar chup rahe to Begairat. Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara aur ghar me rahe to Nakkara. Bacho ko daante to Zalim, Na daante to Laparwah. Aurat ko service se roke to Shakki Mizzaz. Na roke to aurat ki kamai khane wala.Akhir bechara Mard jaye to jaye kanha" Janhit me jaari,Naari hai Attyachari.

"BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."



*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."

AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""

kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""

jo nahi kaha hai""

kabhi tu samajh bhi jao""

hum bhi tu hain tumhare""

deewaane o deewaane""

humne tumko dekhte he ye dil""

tumne humse ye kia kiya""

mera dil na torrou""

kabhi dilse dil millao""

hum bhi tu hain deewaane""

tumhare o tumhare""

kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao"

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Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta
kisi k door jane se
Ta"luq Tot jane se
kisi k maan jane se
kisi k roth jane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta
Kisi ko azmane se
kisi k azmane se
kisi ko yad rakhne se
kisi ko bhol jane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta
Kisi ko chor dene se
kisi k chor jane se
Na shama ko jalane se
Na shama ko bujhane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta
Akele muskrane se
kabhi ansoo bhane se
Na is sare zmane se
Haqeeqat se fasane se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta
Kisi ki na"rasai se
Kisi ki parsai se
Kisi ki bewafai se
Kisi dukh intehai se
Mujhe ab dar nahi lagta
Na to is paar rehne se
Na to us paar rehne se
Na apni zindgani se
Na ik din mout aane se
Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta......

Is dil ki bi ajab arzoeen hain

aye dost

Tuj se milna,Tuje sochna

Tuj se bateen karna.

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

5 most undefined things of girls,



1) aap na bahut wo ho



(now what the hell is woh) =)



2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi



(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/



3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay



(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O



4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun



(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D



5) I am very selfish na



(and they want you to say no dear u r not)

What is the difference b/w wife and saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,


Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..:p

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love you to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.



I love you to the level of every day"s

Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.

I love you freely, as men strive for Right;

I love you purely, as they turn from Praise.



I love you with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood"s faith.

I love you with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints, I love you with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,

I shall but love you better after death

Happy Father’s Day

Here is A Little Song To Say

“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”

No One’s Father Is So Sweet.

Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.

Happy Happy Father’s Day;

I Love You In A Big Way!!

“Delightful & Loving, Loved & Admired, Dad, You are My Hero, My Life You’ve Inspired. And When All My Blessings Are Counted Each Day, I Thank God In Heaven For Dad When I Pray. Dad Thanks For Your Presence Throughout Thick And Thin; You’re More Than A Parent, You’re My Wonderful Friend. .” Happy Father Day

Father Is Some1 That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick

Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away

He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok

Wishing you a very happy Eid-ul-Adha,
soft as Silk, White as Milk,
Sweet as Honey with full of Money

May your plate of life be always full of juicy Kababs
& Tikas, Topped with the chutny of Happiness.
With best Eid wishes, Happy Eid-ul-Adha.

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen, dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK