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solid be izzati


Solid Be Izzati
Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

by Manan
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Just a second, don't misunderstand

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

by Manan
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god thought that since


God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Manan
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where r u?

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

by Manan
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kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?


No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

by Manan
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ur 5 qualities:


Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

by Manan
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jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

by Manan
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close ur eyes n think about yourself


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)

by Manan
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jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

by Manan
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aj temprature 47 degree

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

by Movies Master
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Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai

Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai



Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun




Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???

by Movies Master
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Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai

Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai



Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun




Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???

by Movies Master
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Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai

Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai



Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun




Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???

by Movies Master
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