Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
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Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

Oneside Love..
Silent Mode Mobiles..
Bus Stand Comedies..
Escape From Seminars..
Last Period Cuts..
Birthday Treats..
Last Minute Preparation..
Over Night Study For Next Exam..
Friend’s Family Functions..
Internal Marks Problem..
Boring Lectures...
Eager Wait For 14th feb..
Shortage Of Pocket Money 'n Attendance......

Most Memorable Days Of College
'n
Every Moments Are Special Now..!

Dedicated To All The Dear College Buddies...!

C.A.T. exam Best Question:
Spell The Word "COW" in 13 Letters.
Toppers couldnt answer,
But Last bench boy answered,
"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

A boy loved a gal.
He was a true lover. He talked to d gal many times abt his attrction 2wards her, bt she ignored him. One day d boy brought a pen for d gal. He gav her d pen. D gal took dat pen wid her wen she had to giv her xams. But as she started writing, d pen stopd wrkng. She didnt hv another pen. Nobody helpd her nd she finally failed in d xam. She was a gud student otherwise.
Depressed, she ws walkin alone on a road at nyt whn suddnly a truck hit her nd she died.
Wen d boy came 2 knw abt dis, he 2 suicided by jumping frm a mountain. Dat was d end of d 2 lovers.

Moral: xam tym ho to Cello hi lena....!

Sir- It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography, Why?

Student- My Dad Says, The World Is Changing Everyday

So, I Decided 2 Wait Until It Settles Down..!!

The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known
When We Open The First Page Of Our Textbook
On The Night Before Exam
'n See The Number Of Pages To Be Read.. ! :))

Sometimes...
I Feel To Write LOL At The End Of Every Answer In The Exams :)

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.
B - Beers.
B - Babes.
B - Bunks. And The Most Important.
B - Backlogs.

What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning