Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.

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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?

Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?

Santa I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

Santa to Banta (after many years of marriage): Our marriage is based on trust and understanding. She doesn`t trust me and I don`t understand her.

Jeeto: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?
Santa: Must be Joginder?
Jeeto: Yes but how do you know?
Santa: He is a scrap dealer!

every person around you is gonna hurt u at sum ppoint of time.. its upto yu to decide wats more important.. the pain or the person..

Some can give you pain and tears, Many others give you laughter & smiles. But only rare ones can give you laughing tears and crying smiles. they are simply called Dearest. Hope that all your friends are dearest to you..

positive pictures come from negatives developed in dark room,whenever u find your life in dark,understand that God is working on beautiful pictures of your life,

thought of the day:-BETTER TO DO SOMETHING IMPERFECTLY THAN TO DO NOTHING FLAWLESSLY

zindagi tere bina aab katati naahi hai................
teri yaad mere dil se mitati nahi..............
tum base ho meri nigaho mein.............
aankho se teri surat hatati nahi..............

do not open for three days.......
i know you can't wait?"wish u happy new year

Galfriend to Snta-Kuch aisa kaho
Ke Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye

Snta-Bhago 2mhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai.

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
Wa wa
.
Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
.
.
.
Itna
Romentic SmS Parh Kar
Ek Aur
Gadha
TAYYAR Hogya!

nipal me 1 masjid k minar bnaya gya us ko set krna k liya crain mngwae gae to n"muslims n kha apna rab s kho k hmri madad kra usi rat imam masjid ko ap(p.b.u.h) ki ziarat hwe ar kha k is par 1 safad kapra dal do phr dkhta hi dkhta wo minar ka gunbad set ho gya video dkhna k liya type krn allah"s help on youtube!

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
 Hold on to your nuts. 
This is no ordinary blow job!

( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. 
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First. IYA 

Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

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Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

Ye Badalti Rutai'n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai'n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame'n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.

KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

,*"Elan-E-Aam"*,'

'*"Apni Zakaat"*'
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA

Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai

Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA

'Mujhe in pathron ka darr na hota

Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

Agar dil tootne ka darr na hota.

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

Is sheher k qatil ko main ne dekha to nahi,

mOh$!n

Lashoon se andaza hai k qatil pe jawani hai

D e d i c a t e d

To All My
So0oper Do0oper
Friends
...
~ Khushbu Kyun Na
Aaaye Gi Meri Qabar Se
'Sagar'

Main Ne Ek Umr
Guzaari Hy Pho0l Jese
Chehro'n k Saath ~

Sham Ka Manzar, Uljha Rasta, Ek Kahani, Tu Or Mein,
Dhalta Suraj, ßarhta Saya, Kashti Rani, Tu Or Mein,

Band Ik Kmra, Chup Ka Manzar, Bhuli Bisri, Deepak Yaad,
Tanhai, Dukh, Khof Ki Lazzat, Dilßerjani, Tu Or Main,

Titli, Khushbu, Rang Ki Baaten, Shabnam Se Shrmilay Khuwab,
Aas Ka Panchhi, Gum Sum Khawhish, Rat Ki Rani Tu Or Main,

Palken, Chilman, Shrma Sharmi, Kam Kam Goya Nazren, Qurb,
Raaton Jaisi Seedhi Sadhi Ik Nadani, Tu Or Main

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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.

.

To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha

Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.

Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya

My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.

(‘.’)

//”/\ Oh Teri

_/”\_ Khair.

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine

But It Can’t Search N Locate

D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
.
.
.
.
Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
.
.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Realize That Life Is A School
And
You Are Here To Learn,
Pass All Your Tests.
Problems r Simply Part 0f The Curriculum
That Appear And Fade Away Like Algebra Class
But The Lesson You Learn Will
Last A Lifetime!

LIFE Is Like FLUTE ....

It May Have Many Holes
And Emptiness
But
If You Work On It Carefully
It Can Play
MAGICAL MELODIES

A relationship should have
determination & purification like a MIRROR..

Which never loses its ability to
REFLECT even if BROKEN into thousand pieces.

"Life is too ironic to fully understand..
It takes sadness to knw wat happiness is,
noise to appreciate silence
&
absence to value presence.

G i r l s!
The Best Man In Your
Life Isn't The Man 0f Your Dreams
Or
Even The Boy Next Door. . .

It's The Man Who Raised You
And
Taught You Right From Wrong

Relationship Is Possible,
Only When Two Egos Are Dropped.
Otherwise Four Persons Are Involved,
Two Real & Two Imaginary..

Being Upset Will Not
Solve Any Problem,
But
Getting UP n SET
Your Way To Your Goals
Will . . . !

Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.

A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Independence day is a
good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!

"No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect"
.
.
.
Happy Independence day.

Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i'm thinking of you
in a very special way.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day

64 Years Ago...

A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . .

Now,
A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . .

Can Any One Help..??

((*-._ Happy Independence Day _.-*))

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice...

Happy Independence Day

Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

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(((DhuzZ)))
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14 August Mubarak!

DON jub chahta hai
14 AUG manata hai...!!!

They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!

By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,

Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.

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!
i
i
Let's Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won't Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.

HaPpY 63rd InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl (:

Lets Celebrate Dis Day.
D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech