In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha

Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.

Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya

My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.

(‘.’)

//”/\ Oh Teri

_/”\_ Khair.

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine

But It Can’t Search N Locate

D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

A boy loved a gal.
He was a true lover. He talked to d gal many times abt his attrction 2wards her, bt she ignored him. One day d boy brought a pen for d gal. He gav her d pen. D gal took dat pen wid her wen she had to giv her xams. But as she started writing, d pen stopd wrkng. She didnt hv another pen. Nobody helpd her nd she finally failed in d xam. She was a gud student otherwise.
Depressed, she ws walkin alone on a road at nyt whn suddnly a truck hit her nd she died.
Wen d boy came 2 knw abt dis, he 2 suicided by jumping frm a mountain. Dat was d end of d 2 lovers.

Moral: xam tym ho to Cello hi lena....!

Sir- It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography, Why?

Student- My Dad Says, The World Is Changing Everyday

So, I Decided 2 Wait Until It Settles Down..!!

The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known
When We Open The First Page Of Our Textbook
On The Night Before Exam
'n See The Number Of Pages To Be Read.. ! :))

Sometimes...
I Feel To Write LOL At The End Of Every Answer In The Exams :)

What is Ultra Lazyness?

"Sleeping 'n Dreaming.."
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"In Dream Also Sleeping...

GOOD NIGHT 'n SWEET DREAMS..!

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.
Bse = bombay se exit
Nse = nation se exit
F/o = future over
Nifty = no income for this year
Fii = fraud international i

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba?

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

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