Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi,
dostan kolon dori changi nai hondi,
kadi kadi milya v karo sanu.
har welay sms nal gal poori nai hondi...

Teacher:jo andr aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.

English child:may i cum in?
Urdu child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:

WARAAAN?

Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dimu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!

Aikhyean Ty do ye chngyena s'an

''Mein  ty Char kar behtan wan''

ROG ty hoor ve bary s'an yaro

Ishaq da rog ve la behtan  wan ''

Sary rog ty met jandy ny ''sham''

ay kyri dhyni thkha behtan wan

"Pakistani di mushkil"

kaar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

ty
marran tu baad hisab arbi wich dawo.