Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Poche To

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal He Ye Batana.

If fate favours you one day,
And you are asked,
What you want to be....

Don't wish to be like someone else,
Because...

You are wonderful the way you are..,
What you have is your quality,
What you don't have is the thing that makes you distinct,
&
Special from others..
So keep smiling.. :-)

Nothing Comes FREE Of cost in this World Including My Message..

So I Have Decided to Charge for My Message And The Price Is 

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" YOUR SMILE":-)

Tree leaves not look green forever,

Roses not look fresh forever,

But I pray from GOD that smile on ur lips stay forever.:-)

Dont take life 2 serious,
Always find time 2 smile,
Remember that Smile not add years to ur life,But add more'LIFE'to ur Years.
keep Smiling...

Smile Is The Electricity

& Life Is A Battery. . 

Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated

So Keep Smiling 4ever.....

Smile Is The Electricity

& Life Is A Battery. . 

Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated

So Keep Smiling 4ever.....

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.

sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!! 
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao 

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

The taste of Oranges,The walk in Frost,
The Golden sunlight,
The beauty of autumn colors,
The magic of wet red leaves,

"Happy Winter"

/ / " ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, " 
(' ; ' ) ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(,,)(,,) ,," ,, " ,, " ,,  "
OoOoOoOo..SARDI.

"HAPPY"
"WINTER"
"SEASON"

Mausam Ne li angrai Or tum ne nikaal li razai
Ice Cream se hui larai Moong Phali hai ghar me aai
Cold Drink se Mounh Mor lia Coffee se nata jor lia

DUNIA Mien Kabhi Ache Insan Ki Talaash Mien Mat Nikalna

Q K Aaj Kal Thand Bohat Zyada Hai Aur

  (',')

Mien Ghar

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Pe Hi Hota

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. Sorry Hawa

Tez Hai Is Waja Se Lafz

Age Pechey Ho Rahe Hen.

‘;’;’ Happy

‘;’;'Thanda Thanda

;’;'; Mosam ;’;’

Aap K Pas Aa K Ruk Jaon
Na Bethon Na Bolon

Bus Apki

Ankhon Me

Kinu Ka Chilka Nichor K Bhaag Jaun
Happy Orange Season

Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi,
dostan kolon dori changi nai hondi,
kadi kadi milya v karo sanu.
har welay sms nal gal poori nai hondi...

Teacher:jo andr aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.

English child:may i cum in?
Urdu child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:

WARAAAN?

Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dimu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!

Aikhyean Ty do ye chngyena s'an

''Mein  ty Char kar behtan wan''

ROG ty hoor ve bary s'an yaro

Ishaq da rog ve la behtan  wan ''

Sary rog ty met jandy ny ''sham''

ay kyri dhyni thkha behtan wan

"Pakistani di mushkil"

kaar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

ty
marran tu baad hisab arbi wich dawo.

Hasi college ta pa ratlo stari sho,

Da kitabono pa raowro starri sho,

Khalaq ba wayi chi taleem la tali,

Monga da cholö pa khwaro stari sho,

Khalaq mo kor ki da taleèm pa tama,

Mong jenako ta pa kato stari sho.

Za ba Sa yam zama Salam ba Sa v,

Chi zaan te wrak v hagha zaan ba Sa v,

Pa cha chi pa jwand khawre ambaar She,

Da hagha janaza da hagha elan ba Sa v,

Da nan de sa ajeba kar okro,
Gula pa ma de che da gul war okro,
Zra me sho yakh zra me iqrar okro,
Ta che pa "BUSH" da "BOT" guzar okro..

Zargia Bus Ka Sabridal Ba Kha V,
Yar Bewafa Sho Prekhodal Ba Kha V.
Kala Muskay She Kala Rakri Jawab,
Da De Na Oor Ke Swazidal Ba Kha V,
Jwandoon Me Tol Pa Tash Umeed Ke Tair Sho,
Baqi Da Stargo Patidal Ba Kha V.
Daa Yao Ghazal Me Dair Pa Grana Jor Kro,
REHMAT  Bus Ka Chupkidal Ba Kha V..

Khkulo stargo ta katal zama guna wa.
Zaan pa meena ki sezal zama guna wa.
Har andham me da dozakh pa our sati sho.
ishq ke kufar ta watal zama guna wa.

Who Is PAKHTOON ?

PAKHTOON has 6000 year old history.

There is no one single non muslim in PAKHTOON nation.

All PAKHTOONs are muslims.

This is the unique quality which no other nation has.

PAKHTOON is the 1st who take Quran to the space.

The man was Great ABDUL AHAD MOMAN.

PAKHTOON had undefeatable king AHMAD SHAH ABDALI.

PAKHTOON has spirtual poet REHMAN BABA.

NO NATION HAS THESE QUALITIES BUT PAKHTOON NATION HAVE.

Proud to be PAKHTOON.

The most rommantic country of the world?



guess!




pakistan
u know y?




har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)

2010 K BAAD 2011 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"

Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->

Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"


Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie'

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie'


Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.

4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Kabi dost keh dia kabi bilkul bhoola dia,

kabi hasa dia kabi rola dia,

kabi sms kar k zindgi ka 1 or lamha barha dia,

kabi rply na kar k aadha maar hi dya.

Remember me like a pressed flower in ur notebook
it may not Be having any fragrance but will remind U of my existence
forever in Ur life...

Apne Dil ki baat ap kun keh nahi sakte,

Binkahe bhi jee nahi sakte,

Ae khuda aisi takdir bana,

aap hamse khud akar kahe

Hum apke bina reh nahi sakte.

Woh dil hi kiya tere milne ki jo dua na kare

Main tuj ko bhul k zinda rahon KHUDA na kare

Rahe ga sath tera piyar zindagi ban kar

Yeh aur baat meri zindagi wafa na kare

Woh dil hi kiya tere milne ki jo dua na kare

Main tuj ko bhul k zinda rahon KHUDA na kare

Rahe ga sath tera piyar zindagi ban kar

Yeh aur baat meri zindagi wafa na kare

"Classic Words"

Mohabbat Kisi Aise Shakhs Ko Talah Nahi Karti Jis K Sath Raha Jaye

Mohabbat To Aise Shakhs Ko Talash Karti Hai Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaya.

Chalo Tum Theek Kehte Ho

Muhabat Aur Sayasat Main

Sabhi Atwaar Jaaiz Hain

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain

Mager Ye Jung Kesi He

Tum Hi Mere Muqabil Ho

Chalo Hum Jeet Ki Khawahish

Tum Hi Pe Waar Dete Hain

Dhanak K Pull Pe Chal K Hum

Gagan K Paar Jaate Hain

CHALO HUM HAAR JAATE HAIN…

Khat likh raha hoon ehd e mohabat ko torr k..

Kagaz pe aansu\’on ki jagha chorr chorr k..

Tu fikar mand q hai mere dil ko torr k..

Main khud hi ja raha hoon tera shehr chorr k..

Kal raat likhne baitha gazal tere naam ki..

Alfaaz samnay thy kharray haath jorr k..

Main jis main dekhta tha tera aks \’Mohsin\’

Tu ne hi rakh diya wo aaina torr k\’

Hum ne un k aane pr
ghar k kachay raste par
itne deep jalaye k roshni ki had kar di,

woh is pareshani me lout gaye k rat ka wada tha ab din nikal aaya ha.

USAY MOHABAT kana ni aata,

or mujhe MOHABAT k siwa kuch nhi aata

zindagi guzarnay k bus yahi do tareeqay hai,

ek UASY nhi aata
ek MUJHE nhi aata

dani 

DIL Behel jaye to log chor dete hain
Koi aur mil jaye to log chor dete hain
Chaar Din ki chandni ka kya karna
Chandni Dhal jaye to log chor dete hain
Kasam to khate hain sada sath jeene ki
Zehn badal jaye to log chor Dete hain
Aaj kal k logon ka Bharosa kya karna
Mausam Badal jaye to log Chor dete hain

mohabat or mohabat se wo dil e shad k qesy.
bhot he lutf detey haen tumhari yaad k qesy.

usi narm lehje se, unhen garm sanson se .
ab b wo chirte haen jo chirty they subh ki bad k qesy.
lrna or mnana or phir haste haste roth jana.
hum aksr yaad krtey haen wo teri zat k qesy.
jo lub kholty tu baten phol bn kr bikhr jaten.
ab tu sunne ko traste haen teri ik bat k qesy.
badal jatey haen mosam par yai kab bdaltey haen .
jo garmi k khtum tu shoro ho jatey haen brsat k qesy.
sonaon tu meharbani enhen tum dil se he son na.
nahi koi khani yai haen mere jazbat k qesy.

In Ankho Ko Dekh Kar Chaand Bhi Sharma Jaye.
Aye Jaanam Humari Gujarish Zara Sun Lo.
Apni Palken Jhukaye Hi Rakhna.
Kahin Humse Koi Khata Na Ho Jaye.

Wife:
Aji Sunty Ho
Aaj Hmare Munne Ne Pheli Baar Aadha Jumla Bola

Hasband: Acha Kya Bola?

Wife:

kich nay taha tha Pepchi pay. . .

Sony chnl se aney wly drma Srial C.I.D ki Pori Team Ko Nkal Diya Gya H, wo B Is Bt Ka Pta Ne Lga Ske The

K

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kis Ne KhA tHA k PpsI p 5 Rupe Km KardO:-

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to dijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Keun ho khafa ye bata to dijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yun yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye

I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit
I am sorry i love you,
I can not help it

Ek raat thi wo chand ki
Pyar ki, Intezar ki...

Kuch kami the shayad dono mein,
Izhar ki,Iqrar ki,Ek nazar dedar ki...

Koi rotha tha kisi baat pe
Bewaja hi us se takrar ki the...

Usko yunhi baton me satana 
Aj phir ek choti si shararat ki the...

Ajeeb shakhs hay woh masooom sa 
Maine had ki hai us pe aitebaar ki...

Kitni chahat se duniya ko bhul gaya 
Sirf mujh pe hi usne jan-nisaar ki the...

Kash usko mana sakon phir se"sanam"
Jis ki ankhon mein gehrai hai samandar ki...

Eik bar jo woh ho jaye mujh say khafa
Zindagi sari usay pher main manata rahon

Ham Dua likhtay rahay woh Dagha parhatay rahay…
Eik nuktay ne Mahram se Mujrim bana dia…

Pain  Rain have a strong bonding

When u r in deep pain u cry like a heavy rain

When u see rain
U MISS ur loved ones and feel the same pain

Rishty khoon k nahi hote,
Rishty ehsas k hote hain

Agar ehsas ho to ajnabi bhi apne,
Agar ehsas na ho to apne bhi Ajnabi

Duniya me wohi log sarbuland rehtay hen
Jo takabur taaj ko door phenk dety hen

Khud badaltey nahi quraan ko badal dete hain 
Huve kis darja faqeehaan-e-haram be tofeeq !!!…
(Allama Iqbal)

Zindagi main kabhi Badshah Ban'ny ki koshish mat karna, Balky wo Ban'ny ki koshish karna jin ki Qabron per Badshah phool charhaty hain...

Manzil Insan K Hosle ko Azmati Hai

Sapno K parde Aankhon Se Hatati Hai

Kisi Bhi Baat Se Himmat Na Harna

Takleef Hi Insan Ko jeena sikhati hai.¤

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia! = Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi, = Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai, Ab photi Qismat hamari hai, Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila naag, Jese garmi ki dhoop Jese shetan ka roop.

Aye Khak Nashino Uth Betho Wo Wqt Qarib Aa Pohncha hai,
Jab Takhat Girae jaengy Or Taaj Uchaley jaengy