Its not bad to be a dumb...
half of the world is dependent on a machine with zero IQ.. !

Good Morning

"Don't mix the words with your Mood
because
You'll have Many Options to change the Mood
but
You'll never get Any Option to Replace the Spoken Words".. !

A Great Proverb Which Will Really Make You Think.
"Day by Day Nothing Changes...
But
When You Look Back Everything Is Different".. !

Believe that being turned away from anything or anyone,
is simply God's way of saying
"Careful, kiddo. You were going the wrong way."

PATIENCE is not about
How long one can Wait,
but
How well one Behaves while Waiting.. !

Oneside Love..
Silent Mode Mobiles..
Bus Stand Comedies..
Escape From Seminars..
Last Period Cuts..
Birthday Treats..
Last Minute Preparation..
Over Night Study For Next Exam..
Friend’s Family Functions..
Internal Marks Problem..
Boring Lectures...
Eager Wait For 14th feb..
Shortage Of Pocket Money 'n Attendance......

Most Memorable Days Of College
'n
Every Moments Are Special Now..!

Dedicated To All The Dear College Buddies...!

C.A.T. exam Best Question:
Spell The Word "COW" in 13 Letters.
Toppers couldnt answer,
But Last bench boy answered,
"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

A boy loved a gal.
He was a true lover. He talked to d gal many times abt his attrction 2wards her, bt she ignored him. One day d boy brought a pen for d gal. He gav her d pen. D gal took dat pen wid her wen she had to giv her xams. But as she started writing, d pen stopd wrkng. She didnt hv another pen. Nobody helpd her nd she finally failed in d xam. She was a gud student otherwise.
Depressed, she ws walkin alone on a road at nyt whn suddnly a truck hit her nd she died.
Wen d boy came 2 knw abt dis, he 2 suicided by jumping frm a mountain. Dat was d end of d 2 lovers.

Moral: xam tym ho to Cello hi lena....!

Sir- It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography, Why?

Student- My Dad Says, The World Is Changing Everyday

So, I Decided 2 Wait Until It Settles Down..!!

The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known
When We Open The First Page Of Our Textbook
On The Night Before Exam
'n See The Number Of Pages To Be Read.. ! :))

Sometimes...
I Feel To Write LOL At The End Of Every Answer In The Exams :)

All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]

Eid Mubarak to You.

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MAY THIS EID BRINGS
LOTS OF HAPPINESSES 4 U
& UR FAMILY
Eid Mubarak

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par,
Poori ho aapki sabhi duayen,
Dil sey yeh dua hai gam na aapko kabhi sataaye,
Allah bless u on this Eid!

May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.
EID MUBARAK

May the blessings of Allah
fill your life with happiness
and open all the doors of success
now and always.
Eid Mubarak

" Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye "
Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,
Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday,
Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye,
usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday,
Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,
Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday,
Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon,
Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday,
DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!,
us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday.

Once I Asked My Luck How My Future Is In Ur View ?
Luck Replied !
I’m Surprised That You Have A Sweet Mother(True)
& You Are Asking Me About Luck...
Go & Listen Your Mother’s Prayer....
You Will Judge Your Self .....
Where You Will Stand In Future.....

Forget Past Failures!
Focus on the NOW and
What needs to be done today
to help you achieve your dreams!

She was walking on the road alone while going back her home. Her eyes sparkled whenever she saw students of her age having fun in shops and driving a car.

Her negative mind felt jealous of them and said
" How lucky they are !! "

Positive mind replied " Huh, they are having fun on their Parents' money. One day i'll have on my own "

She smiled and inspired to achieve her dreams. Her eyes twinkled which were full of ambitions and dreams

Search your soul to find your heart's direction;
trust them both to navigate your dreams.

What is Ultra Lazyness?

"Sleeping 'n Dreaming.."
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"In Dream Also Sleeping...

GOOD NIGHT 'n SWEET DREAMS..!

Remember then,
Dreaming of when

Our childhood fears
Would be gone with the years.

Now we look at the past
Wondering why it didn't last.

Days in the hot sun
Always having fun.

Going for a ride
Letting the bike glide.

Biking, sledding,
Swimming, swinging,

Days of old
Never to be sold.

Signs of change
Widely range.

Moving away
No more play.

Friends forever
Talk almost never.

Through the years,
Our lives shift gears.

Laughter, smiles,
Fears, miles,

Distant souls
Drifting goals.

Friendship the art
Connects our hearts.

Now that it is when
We dream of Then.

We may not Achieve Everything that we Dream.
But
We will not Achieve Anything unless we Dream.. !!

Night is longer than day for those who dream
'n
Day is longer than night for those who make their Dreams come true.

What Is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, Mot.
O, Oljhan.
H, Harna.
A, Aansu.
B, Bewafai.
B, Barbadi.
A, Andhera.
T, Tanhai.
SO Friendship Is Always Better Than Love?

T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.
B - Beers.
B - Babes.
B - Bunks. And The Most Important.
B - Backlogs.

SORRY.

Don’t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:

S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.

Have A wonderful day.

What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.
Bse = bombay se exit
Nse = nation se exit
F/o = future over
Nifty = no income for this year
Fii = fraud international i

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Father Means

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?S There
H= He?S My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He ISThe Best!!!

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba?

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said:
Fornication
Under
Consent Of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. For Short.
Now U Know Where That Word Came From..?

Do You Know What Pakistan MeanS?

No?
O.K.
Let Me Tell You
P-> Perfect
A-> Aimitious
K-> Kool
I-> Islamic
S-> Super
T-> Talented
A-> Able
N-> Nation..

Smile - It makes a world of difference .

Dance - Who knows when you won't be able to .

Cry - Holding those emotions in is bad for you .

Hug - Helps you and helps another .

Laugh - What's the point in hiding happiness ?

Live - Because life is everything .

Storming msg:
When You lift the phone You say HELLO..
Do u know what is the Real meaning of HELLO?

It is the name of a girl..!
Yes!!

And Do u knw who is dat girl?
Margaret hello..

She is girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented telephone.
One can forget the name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend!
Thats LOVE.

Superb Definitions...!

School- A Place Where Papa Pays 'n Son plays.

Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.

Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.

Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.

Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.

Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.

Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.

Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!

Kisi Pe Trust Kro To Us Bache Ki Tarha
Jisko Ap HAWA Mein Uchalo
To Wo Hansta Hy
Darta Nhi
Q K
Wo
Janta
Hy
K
Niche
Kamran Akmal
MISBAH or YOUNIS KHAN
Nhi
Mere
Abbu Hain:-p

Rishty khoon k nahi hote, rishty ehsas k hote hain'

Agar ehsas ho to ajnabi bhi apne, agar ehsas na ho to apne bhi Ajnabi.

A person who IRRITATES you alwys, is yhe ONE who LOVES you very much
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BUT
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FAILS TO express it!!:)

Do’nt misunderstand the person who shows “ANGER” on you,

Because…

Anger is the most easiest & Childish way to express the ” Deep Love”

Relations r not exams to
pass or fail

And

Not a competition to win or lose

But

It’s a feeling in which u care for someone more than yourself.

Maths tells us three of the saddest love stories  :
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¤Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

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¤Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

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¤And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

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And people say Maths is boring..!! 

Christmas is not a time nor a season,

but a state of mind.

To cherish peace and goodwill,

to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall,
The genial flame of charity in the heart.

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable
I wish U Enjoyable
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don’t get afraid,i asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.

Happy christmas 

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts And fill every desire

Forgettin you
is hard to do

forgettin me
is up to you

forget me not
forget me never

forget this message
but not the sender.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you
because then I could go to sleep at night
not knowing there was someone like you out there.

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat
but later that beat could mean a
lifetime of tears wasted on some thing
i knew i could never have!

i loved you once,

you loved me not,

i loved you twice,

but then i thought,

you dont love me,

and never will,

but even so,

i love you still!!!

Love marriages are never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages are made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed.

Sweetheart, I was born the day I met U….

and died the day U left me…

You Hurt me more than what i deserve..
Is it just because i loved you more than what you deserve…

Like A frsh Dewdrops 
Of A New Day...! 

May GOD'S Loving Hands Be 
Upon You Today To Frshen 
your Soul & Body 

Many Many happy Returns Of The Day My Dear 

Blow Out The Candles 
.... Wish Away ... 
... You Are The ... 

Super Star Of The Day 

Happy Birthday 

B e yourself 
I nvite new challenges 
R ecall past triumphs 
T rust your instincts 
H ave faith in your abilities 
D esire only the best 
A ffirm your strengths 
Y ou're got what it takes!! 

Someone as special as you, 
who always thinks of others, 
whos true to her heart 
and dedicated to her family, 
deserves a wonderful birthday. 
I hope your birthday is the best ever, 
a memorable time that you ll always look 
back on fondly. 
May the day bring you as 
much beauty as a garden full 
of pink roses in bloom, 
and inspire hope for tomorrow. 
Happy Birthday..! 

A Flirty Person Just Remembers 

The Birthdays Of Beautiful Females 

And Does Not Have Concerns With Their Age. 

Birthday Come And Go 

But The Thing Is That They Should Be Memorable. 

So Make Merry On Your Birthday 

As Much As You Can. 

How Much Best Birthdays
Have You Celebrated
But There Is Still A Space Birthday
In The Heart To Be Celebrated And Be
Remembered Always. 

Birthday Is A Day In Which 

You Receive The Love Of 

All Of Your Closed Ones.

Wish You A Very Happy Birthday 

May Life Lead You To Great Happiness 

Success And Hope That 

All Your Wishes Come True! 

Enjoy Your Day 

Happy Birthday Sweet Heart 

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day. 

Am Going To U.S.A. 




Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days... 




Surprised? 





After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009 

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte 
Ur Name, 
Ur Fame, 
Ur Thoughts, 
Ur Ideas, 

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days 

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1 

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY 



LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY 



Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U" 



To Samajh Lena Us Din 
APRIL-FOOL hY. 

Plz open this after 4days at thursday. 
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I know u can't wait. 
So Congratz. 
U r a 1st FOOL of 2011. 
April Fool in Advance 

Just a friendly reminder - 

Relationships are precious, 
do not hurt them by fooling 
and lying on first April 

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap 

"Khubsoorat" 
"SMART" or 
"GENIOUS" 

Ho 

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena 


Or kehna 


Bad_Tameez! 
"MUSLIMAAN" 
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be 
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me

Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),

For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,

Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. 

So, This Is What I Want To Say,

Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay... 

I'll Always Remember The Day I Married You, 
Without You My Love,

My Beauty,

I Don't Know What I'd Do, 

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, 

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.