What Is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, Mot.
O, Oljhan.
H, Harna.
A, Aansu.
B, Bewafai.
B, Barbadi.
A, Andhera.
T, Tanhai.
SO Friendship Is Always Better Than Love?

T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.
B - Beers.
B - Babes.
B - Bunks. And The Most Important.
B - Backlogs.

SORRY.

Don’t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:

S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.

Have A wonderful day.

What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.
Bse = bombay se exit
Nse = nation se exit
F/o = future over
Nifty = no income for this year
Fii = fraud international i

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Father Means

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?S There
H= He?S My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He ISThe Best!!!

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba?

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said:
Fornication
Under
Consent Of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. For Short.
Now U Know Where That Word Came From..?

Do You Know What Pakistan MeanS?

No?
O.K.
Let Me Tell You
P-> Perfect
A-> Aimitious
K-> Kool
I-> Islamic
S-> Super
T-> Talented
A-> Able
N-> Nation..

Smile - It makes a world of difference .

Dance - Who knows when you won't be able to .

Cry - Holding those emotions in is bad for you .

Hug - Helps you and helps another .

Laugh - What's the point in hiding happiness ?

Live - Because life is everything .

Storming msg:
When You lift the phone You say HELLO..
Do u know what is the Real meaning of HELLO?

It is the name of a girl..!
Yes!!

And Do u knw who is dat girl?
Margaret hello..

She is girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented telephone.
One can forget the name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend!
Thats LOVE.

Superb Definitions...!

School- A Place Where Papa Pays 'n Son plays.

Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.

Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.

Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.

Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.

Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.

Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.

Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!