every person around you is gonna hurt u at sum ppoint of time.. its upto yu to decide wats more important.. the pain or the person..

Some can give you pain and tears, Many others give you laughter & smiles. But only rare ones can give you laughing tears and crying smiles. they are simply called Dearest. Hope that all your friends are dearest to you..

positive pictures come from negatives developed in dark room,whenever u find your life in dark,understand that God is working on beautiful pictures of your life,

thought of the day:-BETTER TO DO SOMETHING IMPERFECTLY THAN TO DO NOTHING FLAWLESSLY

zindagi tere bina aab katati naahi hai................
teri yaad mere dil se mitati nahi..............
tum base ho meri nigaho mein.............
aankho se teri surat hatati nahi..............

do not open for three days.......
i know you can't wait?"wish u happy new year

Galfriend to Snta-Kuch aisa kaho
Ke Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye

Snta-Bhago 2mhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai.

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
Wa wa
.
Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
.
.
.
Itna
Romentic SmS Parh Kar
Ek Aur
Gadha
TAYYAR Hogya!

nipal me 1 masjid k minar bnaya gya us ko set krna k liya crain mngwae gae to n"muslims n kha apna rab s kho k hmri madad kra usi rat imam masjid ko ap(p.b.u.h) ki ziarat hwe ar kha k is par 1 safad kapra dal do phr dkhta hi dkhta wo minar ka gunbad set ho gya video dkhna k liya type krn allah"s help on youtube!

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
 Hold on to your nuts. 
This is no ordinary blow job!

( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. 
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First. IYA 

Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

!




!

!

Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

Ye Badalti Rutai'n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai'n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame'n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.

KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

,*"Elan-E-Aam"*,'

'*"Apni Zakaat"*'
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA

Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai

Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA

'Mujhe in pathron ka darr na hota

Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

Agar dil tootne ka darr na hota.

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

Is sheher k qatil ko main ne dekha to nahi,

mOh$!n

Lashoon se andaza hai k qatil pe jawani hai

D e d i c a t e d

To All My
So0oper Do0oper
Friends
...
~ Khushbu Kyun Na
Aaaye Gi Meri Qabar Se
'Sagar'

Main Ne Ek Umr
Guzaari Hy Pho0l Jese
Chehro'n k Saath ~

Sham Ka Manzar, Uljha Rasta, Ek Kahani, Tu Or Mein,
Dhalta Suraj, ßarhta Saya, Kashti Rani, Tu Or Mein,

Band Ik Kmra, Chup Ka Manzar, Bhuli Bisri, Deepak Yaad,
Tanhai, Dukh, Khof Ki Lazzat, Dilßerjani, Tu Or Main,

Titli, Khushbu, Rang Ki Baaten, Shabnam Se Shrmilay Khuwab,
Aas Ka Panchhi, Gum Sum Khawhish, Rat Ki Rani Tu Or Main,

Palken, Chilman, Shrma Sharmi, Kam Kam Goya Nazren, Qurb,
Raaton Jaisi Seedhi Sadhi Ik Nadani, Tu Or Main

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

.

.

.

To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha

Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.

Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya

My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.

(‘.’)

//”/\ Oh Teri

_/”\_ Khair.

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine

But It Can’t Search N Locate

D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
.
.
.
.
Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
.
.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->