Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.

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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?

Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?

Santa I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

Santa to Banta (after many years of marriage): Our marriage is based on trust and understanding. She doesn`t trust me and I don`t understand her.

Jeeto: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?
Santa: Must be Joginder?
Jeeto: Yes but how do you know?
Santa: He is a scrap dealer!

every person around you is gonna hurt u at sum ppoint of time.. its upto yu to decide wats more important.. the pain or the person..